#15: The Burger Letdown
The advertisement promised perfection — golden bun, crisp lettuce, melty cheese, and balance worthy of a food magazine. The reality arrived looking like it fell asleep in transit and woke up ashamed of itself. The lettuce is limp, the sauce is chaotic, and the burger has lost the will to stand.

Fast food dreams always crash into fast food reality. Somewhere in the kitchen, someone just shrugged and wrapped it up anyway. Still, it’s technically a burger — a sad, squished reminder that beauty may fade, but calories remain eternal.
