#21: The Geode Mug Meltdown
The ad showed a masterpiece — a luminous geode mug that looked hand-carved by nature herself, equal parts art and elegance. What arrived looked like someone printed a photo of a rock on a cup and called it a day. The sparkle? Missing. The magic? Nonexistent.

It’s less “enchanted crystal from the earth’s core” and more “plastic souvenir from a roadside gem shop.” Still, there’s a kind of charm to it — if you squint hard enough and dim the lights, you might almost believe in its geological aspirations.
