#28: The Neapolitan Nightmare
The carton promised perfect harmony — chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry living side by side in sweet, balanced unity. But when opened, it looked more like a map of dessert chaos. Vanilla dominates, chocolate’s in hiding, and strawberry barely made the guest list.

It’s the ice cream equivalent of group project energy — one flavor doing all the work while the others coast. Sure, it still tastes fine, but visually? It’s a betrayal. A frozen reminder that sometimes life — and ice cream — just isn’t fair.
