#2: The Deadpool Dilemma
The product photo promised cinematic glory — sleek leather, tactical straps, and the confidence of a Marvel antihero. The delivery, however, looked more like a fabric crime scene. One side screams “merc with a mouth,” the other whispers “sleep paralysis demon in polyester.”

There’s a special kind of disappointment reserved for online costume shopping. Expectations: superhero entrance. Reality: abstract art project that melted in the dryer. Still, it’s impossible not to laugh — somewhere between the droopy eyes and sad seams, this suit perfectly captures Deadpool’s chaotic energy.
